The Story of Banderola the Worm and the Limo That Was Out of Gas
So this is the story of Banderola the worm, who was busy measuring a great big banana leaf when two ants dressed in black spotted him. They were in a big hurry because they were on their way to a funeral and they said, "Hey, that worm Banderola can be our ride, he'd make a good limo." So they followed him and they noticed that he was a seven-seater with furry, silver-colored upholstery and they said to him, "Mr. Banderola, Sir, how much would you charge to be our luxury limo? And the worm stopped measuring the banana leaf (that he sold by the yard for making tamales) and he told them he was out of gas and his clutch needed adjusting and his horn didn't work either, that it used to go "Oww! Oww!" but today it had the whooping cough and it only went "Weeteetood! Weeteetood!" and that made him laugh and so no, no N-O!
And the ants said yes, yes, Y-E-S. And then they bit his foot and the worm turned around and shot a spitball at them and the ants took off running down the edge of the banana leaf and they went to the funeral which was for a dead beetle and they ate him all up and that's the end of the story.